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CHOOSE TO BE A SAUSAGE Card by Stevo
CHOOSE TO BE A SAUSAGE Card by Stevo
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Choose life. Choose to work in the Asda. Choose the ciggy counter. Choose ye Ma and Da. Choose a f*ck off big telly you got cheaper on ye bird’s Clubcard. Choose a balaclava. 110’s. Lecky scooter. Under Armour trackies and a ketwig. Choose a Big Mac meal, strawberry milkshake and 9 chicken nuggets. Choose to pay rent, not a f*ckin mortgage. Choose to do wheelies past the plod. Choose ye mates. Choose Nike rigouts and matchin webs. Choose a Playstation 5 on hire purchase which will take 4 years to pay off. Choose tryin to be healthy but wondering why the f*ck you’re walkin up Snowdon on a Sunday morning. Choose sittin on your sofa binge watchin Netflix, drinking pint cans of Stella, wondering when it’s all gonna change. Choose being miserable at the end of it all. Pissin all your wages up the wall. Nothing more than a little bit of an embarrassment to your family. But who gives a shite. Choose ye future. Choose to be a sausage.
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Size Guide
Size Guide
XS 34" Chest Size 6-8
S 36" Size 8-10
M 40" Size 10-12
L 44" Size 14-16
XL 48" Size 18-20
2XL 52" Size 22-24
3XL 56" Size 24-26
4XL* 60" Size 28-30
5XL* 62" Size 32-34
Size 4 & 5XL available only in black
Production timescales and returns
Production timescales and returns
Please note: All items are made to order and production times can be up to 5 working days although we aim to have your order dispatched much sooner.
Clothing is non-returnable due to the nature of custom items. Returns may be considered on other items. Please contact hq@merchstar.co.uk for more information.
